Yep, missionary and jackhammering - the two stereotypically bad sex moves combined. Now I can get fucked so hard I have to press my face into our memory foam mattress to muffle the noises I can’t contain.Īnd of course there’s missionary. Through some trial and error, I eventually found a few ways for my husband to fuck me harder and faster.ĭoggystyle can still be tricky, but we found ways to accommodate his curve. Thankfully, it was only a temporary problem. At least I still had Todd’s athletic banging in my spank bank whenever I needed it. I made peace with my jackhammer-free life. Deep penetration meant his cock was jamming against my cervix but not in a good way. I also ran into hormonal and libido issues that kept from getting fully aroused. He could pound me, but I couldn’t take it for very long and it felt uncomfortable while he was doing it. That wasn’t his fault - it was just the way our bodies were made.įirst, there was the fact that his cock curves, which made doggystyle very challenging. I eventually settled down with a guy who couldn’t jackhammer me. And sadly, breaking up with him meant breaking up with the pounding, too. Which, incidentally, is also a lot of fun. It was a deep, intense, pleasurable feeling - like getting spanked and fucked at the same time. The way his hips rammed against my ass felt incredible. When he’d grab my hips and slam into me as hard as he could, I felt wanted in a way that I hadn’t felt in months. It was someone who seemed to be very into me but didn’t show a whole lot of desire for me. Todd was exactly the guy I needed at that time in my life. I had just gotten out of a relationship with a guy who wasn’t very physical with me. He would jackhammer me until he came, pull off the condom, replace it with a new one, and go right back to pounding me some more. He was also multiorgasmic and as far as I could tell he had no refractory period. Once he had me where he wanted me, he’d pound into me as hard and fast as he could. He’d bend me over or fold our bodies into complicated, controrted sex positions that probably looked better than they felt. Todd would come very quickly, but he still fucked like a pornstar. I discovered jackhammer sex when I started sleeping with a guy named Todd. That means I’m either a total freak or this is the whole “missionary sex is boring” thing all over again. It’s a bro move used by a guy who probably watches too much porn, might have given himself death grip because of it, and is more excited about telling his friends that he got to fuck you than he is about actually getting you off.īut I just can’t see it that way. It looks like amazing cardio (though I’m on the receiving end of it so I don’t get to burn a lot of calories), but it’s not supposed to do much to get you off. It’s when a guy treats his cock like a piston and fucks you as fast and as hard as he can. Jackhammering is exactly what it sounds like. Probably because we all finally fessed up and admitted that missionary is really quite good actually.Īs far as standard sex positions go, it’s got a lot going for it. It can give you a great angle for penetration, it feels close and intimate, and it’s the only way to get clitoral stimulation from penetration alone.īut now we seem to have come to a new consensus. People don’t rag on missionary quite as hard these days. If a guy was just lying on top of you and slowly banging you, that was supposed to be the dullest sex you could have. The missionary position used to be everyone’s favorite shorthand for bad sex. I don’t think that should be a controversial opinion, but lately I’ve been getting the feeling that it is. One of my favorite feelings is getting pounded really fucking hard during sex.